I'm on the Fox News website this morning and see the following headline -

"Wrestling Midgets Killed by Fake Prostitutes"

For a second there, I forgot I was sitting at my computer and thought I was standing in the checkout line at the grocery store. But no, this was a real headline (if you want to check out the story, click here). I immediately went to CNN to see how they were handling this breaking story, but it was nowhere to be found. This is why I prefer Fox News. Fair and Balanced - providing us with all the news.

BTW, I also found out that Bernie Madoff has "Hired a Consultant to Find the Best Possible Jail". Is this a great country or what?